Much has been said about changing the name of the NFL Washington Redskins to something less offensive. So let's get it on already. Let's change this offensive name and focus on playing the damn game while wearing pink socks in October and other much more important things. Like further enriching already wealthy attorneys filing those frivolous concussion lawsuits.
AP polling claims 79% could care less about the name Redskins. What we have are a few American Indians that are able to gain media attention feel that the name Redskins is…cough…offensive. A tiny 7% think the NFL team name Redskins should be changed. 11% could care less. Of course the most offended by the stupid team name are nose-picking bedwetting, tooth-grinding white libtards with nothing better to do with their time.
There must be many of his contemporaries in the ruling class whispering in Roger's ear. Goodell has recently made typical D.C. flippy-floppy comments regarding the name change and probably wants it off his plate so Roger can concentrate on more important issues. Issues such as how much pink should be worn by players during the entire month of October to draw attention to breast awareness month. Or changing the rules of the game so defenses are relegated to playing patty-cake instead of hitting offensive players in the spirit of what made NFL football so popular in the first place. Or just go back to rubbing elbows in trendy Georgetown pubs with other political and media whores.
The Washington Lampreys - An aquatic creature that resembles an eel, the sea lamprey attaches itself to a big host tuna and sucks it's blood until the big host tuna expires. Then it finds another big tuna as a host. Bloody redistribution. Typical Washington. Creepy. Frightening. A good team name.
The Washington Ladybugs - Don't laugh this would be THE pinnacle of politically-correct achievements. Ladybugs devour fearless garden pests organically and without petroleum based pesticides. The fearsome male Japanese Beetle or leaf aphid doesn't stand a chance against a swarm of Ladybugs. How feminists is that? A good counter to the War On Women®. If it's good enough for the environment and good enough for for social justice then it must be good enough for Washington. And as a bonus the uni color scheme would feature pink all year long! I can see the cheerleaders now. Heavy, flabby, hairy, dressed in skimpy flannel outfits and wearing wide leather watchbands. LBGT could then also become a cheer like Lady Bugs Go, Touchdown!!
Hey how about The Washington Lords?